did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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