hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize