What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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