I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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