This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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