Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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