I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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