Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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