Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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