he shaved USA in his pubs
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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