These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I don't deserve a penis
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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