handjob tips. give me some.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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