I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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