I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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