I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
How external is "for external use only"?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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