SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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