i think my tv is drunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize