Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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