Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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