PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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