Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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