from now on my penis is your penis
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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