Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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