I am in a vortex of obligation.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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