yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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