We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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