thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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