Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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