Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
