Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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