Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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