new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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