Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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