I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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