What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
