Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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