Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i now understand why vodka
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!