Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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