I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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