This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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