I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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