You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I need to align my fucking chakras
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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