I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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