Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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