Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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