Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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