I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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