did you get engaged???
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this must be what syphilis tastes like
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!