also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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