im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
that is very illegal...i love you.
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