Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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