I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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