WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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