i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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