After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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