just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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