no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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