I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
